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After quitting my wildly successful dream job to finally finish my master's thesis, I have greatly suffered. Now I am unemployed, err a full-time student, with nothing to keep me from studying except myself. This blog is yet another form of procrastination.
About Me
- Miserable Grad Student
- Generic State University
- After quitting my wildly successful dream job to finally finish my master's thesis, I have greatly suffered. Now I am unemployed, err a full-time student, with nothing to keep me from studying except myself. This blog is yet another form of procrastination.
E-mail me!
Questions, Comments, Solicitations, Picnic invites?
ihatemythesis@gmail.com
ihatemythesis@gmail.com
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- Bad Student Bad
- Study Anthem O' the Day: "3 Sad Semesters"
- VIEW FROM THE IVORY TOWER: Industrial Water Fountain
- IN THE NEWS: If only my thesis research was this u...
- DIY: Fun with Procrastination!
- STUDY ANTHEM O' THE DAY: melancholy chill
- Playboy Supports Higher Education
- PROCRASTINATION: Craigslist Missed Connections #1
- Yuck
- Signs My Thesis Has Taken Too Long #29,585,494
- I HATE DIABLO CODY
- IN THE NEWS: Why none of us can get a job
- lost things or lost cause
- PANIC AT THE THESIS!
- STUDY ANTHEM O' THE DAY: Cibelle & Devendra Banhart
- IN THE NEWS: $$$ for your academic expertise
- DIY Grad Student: Reuse old shotglasses
- View from the Ivory Tower: Wheels 1
- Readers Speak: Best Thesis-Writing Food
- Chapter 3 = VANQUISHED!
- View from the Ivory Tower: Caffeine as Art
- So where can I find my advisers blog?
- Study Anthem O' the Day: "Burn My Shadow"
- Yet Another All-Nighter
- After the clock has stopped
- Study Tips: The 10-Minute Rule
- All-night update
- Is Corporate Coffee Evil?
- Study Anthem O' the Day: All Night Music
- All-nighter!
- An Open Letter to Cell Phone Guy
- Study Anthem O' the Day: "I Am a Scientist"
- Let Me Count the Ways
- Study Anthem O' the Day
- It's Kinda Like the Pickles and Ice Cream Craving
- You Earn a Gold Star
- The Intrepid Journey to an Exotic, New Starbucks
- Signs My Thesis Has Taken Too Long #2
- Caramel Macchiwhato?
- St. Paddy's Distraction
- Incognito Part II
- Signs My Thesis Has Taken Too Long #1
- Things Left Behind
- The International Incident
- Top 10 Lies Told by Graduate Students
- A Muffin for Your Thoughts
- Procrastination Station
- The Internet Keeps Chasing Me
- Incognito!
- Friday Night Temptation
- Turning lemons into...
- Methods in procrastination: Precise Calorie Counting
- 14 Minutes Later
- The Yoga/Chick-fil-a Challenge
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My Fave Forms of Procrastination
Rationalization (something we procrastinators are quite skilled at)
Just wanted to let you kind folks know why I'm selling out and putting ads on my page. One word: TUITION. Procrastination is expensive. I just hope I get enough hits to not get booted out of the program by Google. And I'll accept donations as soon as I figure out how to do so anonymously. Forget it. If you want to give me actual money, I'll tell you who I am.
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1 comment:
Hilarious.
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