Turning lemons into...

This evening I prevented scurvy the old fashioned way: hand squeezing lemonade. It didn't seem ridiculous when I was doing it, but I guess it is. And it didn't even turn out that good. So here's a little wake-up call for all the annoying people who perpetuate that used-up slogan:

• life better give you more than lemon, cause one measly lemon doesn't make much of anything except lots and lots of seeds
• Lemonade needs so much sugar to make it palatable that you could substitute lemon juice with water and not only save lots of time but also make it healthier
  
• maybe procrastinators would be well-served in investing in one of those juice squeezer things